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Awesome Reach Awesome Reach

Rated 5 / 5 stars


... Something very subtle about this video tells me that you enjoyed this game. Am I right?

-I already loved your work before, but now that I see how maniacal you can turn your characters on screen, all that animation and detail, it's a paroxysm of caricature! 10 stars, 5/5, definitely worth it!

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Brawl Funnies [Dick 1] Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

Rated 3 / 5 stars


To be honest, if this collab was meant to be funny, most of the clips I managed to see before losing patience wasted the purpose.

The voice acting was bad, despite the quality of the artwork. I'm not talking about the lack of emotions in the tone, but the constant puffs and hiss coming out as the voice actors spit in the mike.

The jokes... Are more like denunciation of redundancy than jokes at all. Oh that's all right, I don't mind seeing artists bitching one-another all the time, if that suits you all. I'm expecting quality in that kind of parody though. I give no more respect to an artist who makes half-assed animations just to piss on another, as I do for a guy who shows his ugly face on Youtube to piss on another's work. No problem giving your opinion no matter where you are, but this is no Facebook, as I recall.

Yes, Newgrounds has become redundant. Thanks to whom? That's a loop of "artists do what viewers want", and "viewer emulate what artists do". No wonder the same memes and crap come out all the time.

The overall work was shameful. What would be a good sketch turns out bad because of one particular point, sticking out so it's impossible to miss it. The Mario and Luigi part was rather nice, but the whole script was boring, and the voice acting -sorry to say- was annoying.

I gave 6/10 because I believe most of you did their best at making something in collaboration with each others.
I think I'll give 3/5 just to be sure you are alive, which is more than your average score.

I do think you can all do better than that, and come out with more profound subjects next time. I'm not trying to piss anyone off, not trying to be rude or anything. Thank you for reading.

The Life of Something The Life of Something

Rated 0 / 5 stars


I can't help it. It is half-assed and not good enough to be classified as "random humor".

Plus what's standing for a storyline is far from interesting, let alone being properly worked on beforehand. Sorry, can't like it.

UberMan5000 responds:

You're just not trying hard enough. Your mother and I do so wish you would.

Recent Game Reviews

Super PSTW Action RPG Super PSTW Action RPG

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bwahaha! Epic!

Thanks to RicePirate's "Dot Dot Dot animated", I learned of the existence of that awesome game XD

Big vote of 5/5 for the hilarity, the parody of that JRPG some of us grown codependent upon, excellent voice acting (no puffs on the mic was a definite plus), more than easy-to-use interface and controls (lol), and characters that look like they come out of Ultima 4 on Dos... Appart from Garland -I mean the big bad evil boss at the end.

It's a big 9/10 stars because, quite frankly, though the game in itself must be seen as a parody, I'm a sucker for good artwork, or at least consistent artwork would have been good. Other than that, it was enjoyable. Sure got a few chuckles out of me.

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Spider in the rain Spider in the rain

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


This game has a decent challenge (at least after the 3rd challenge, that is), but gets rapidly boring without any sound.

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Portal Defense Portal Defense

Rated 3 / 5 stars


The game reminds me of Onslaught 2, which is not good news -I don't really like ripoffs-.
Otherwise, using the characters as defense towers is an original idea, using their personal traits too. The graphics weren't perfect -nice try though-.

What I really disliked is the appearance of "undestructible" bosses such as "IndestructoTank" and "Tom Fulp -WTF!!!-. IndestructoTank is a great game from NG community, and Tom Fulp is the MAKER, so I don't know why you decided to insert them here as enemies. -Plus Tom Fulp does Instant kill and no tower wants to shoot him. This was my biggest down. sorry.

dragonjet responds:

is it my fault?
or you guys just don't read the instructions at my author comments

Recent Audio Reviews

ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Paragon never stops to impress me. Do I need to say more?

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Retarded Windows Song Retarded Windows Song

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm baffled!

I can't imagine how the sounds of the worst OS imaginable can make such a great song!

-then again, it's my opinion. I don't want to start an argument with all those Vista suckaz out there.-

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Siren's Yell Siren's Yell

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Metal Gear Solid meets Devil May cry! It would undoubtedly makes for any commando-like invasions :D

Love the beginning, and the bell-like chime that rings from start to finish, sounds like some metal bar being knocked or something.

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xerochi responds:

Metal May Cry Solid Gears of Warcraft(Champion Edition) I might buy that game. And can they use my music.