DrPator's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Reach]

Extreme

... Something very subtle about this video tells me that you enjoyed this game. Am I right?

-I already loved your work before, but now that I see how maniacal you can turn your characters on screen, all that animation and detail, it's a paroxysm of caricature! 10 stars, 5/5, definitely worth it!

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

well...

To be honest, if this collab was meant to be funny, most of the clips I managed to see before losing patience wasted the purpose.

The voice acting was bad, despite the quality of the artwork. I'm not talking about the lack of emotions in the tone, but the constant puffs and hiss coming out as the voice actors spit in the mike.

The jokes... Are more like denunciation of redundancy than jokes at all. Oh that's all right, I don't mind seeing artists bitching one-another all the time, if that suits you all. I'm expecting quality in that kind of parody though. I give no more respect to an artist who makes half-assed animations just to piss on another, as I do for a guy who shows his ugly face on Youtube to piss on another's work. No problem giving your opinion no matter where you are, but this is no Facebook, as I recall.

Yes, Newgrounds has become redundant. Thanks to whom? That's a loop of "artists do what viewers want", and "viewer emulate what artists do". No wonder the same memes and crap come out all the time.

The overall work was shameful. What would be a good sketch turns out bad because of one particular point, sticking out so it's impossible to miss it. The Mario and Luigi part was rather nice, but the whole script was boring, and the voice acting -sorry to say- was annoying.

I gave 6/10 because I believe most of you did their best at making something in collaboration with each others.
I think I'll give 3/5 just to be sure you are alive, which is more than your average score.

I do think you can all do better than that, and come out with more profound subjects next time. I'm not trying to piss anyone off, not trying to be rude or anything. Thank you for reading.

[The Life of Something]

wtf

I can't help it. It is half-assed and not good enough to be classified as "random humor".

Plus what's standing for a storyline is far from interesting, let alone being properly worked on beforehand. Sorry, can't like it.

UberMan5000 responds:

You're just not trying hard enough. Your mother and I do so wish you would.

[Greetings China]

April fools everyone :3

Nice song btw, altough the chinese instrument really sounds like synthetizer. Not your fault, I believe.

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

That was superb!

A perfect mix of all the overused cartoon features since Scooby Doo.

... lazy animation? Compared to all the official Super hero cartoons on TV, this clip rocks! If it was lazy, it would be half-assed motion tweens of static doodles!

All in all, a really good work.

[Awesome Center Redux]

G'ha! Traumatic laughter!

I already loved the original, but this one beats it tenfold!

Especially the overly detailed expressions the doctor makes at times, made me have seisures XD

Keep 'em coming! You're awesome!

[LEFT4LOL]

so exagerately true XD

AI has its ups and downs. I honestly believe AI shouldn't handle explosives though. Imagine how easy they get in your way, figure how hard it would be if they flung molotov and pipe-bombs everywhere, just to swipe one zombie! They'd best leave it to a living being who knows how to handle the situation.

Friendly fire? too much truth to try and deny it. Gets worse with online play...

And the Witch? There's no f***ing way to tell them to sneak around her. I end up pissing her off myself so I can make one of them waste their medpack on me early. At easy and normal, no one really needs it... except me.

...Finally, I might also give you a useless advice by now, but you CAN move when your teammate heals you. He'll just try and chase you around to heal you afterward.

5/5, 10 stars for you!

[Sprite TV 3!]

funny as hell!!

All three Sprite TV will remain in my top sprite spoof movies, really!

-There was a flying plane in the last Halo short that made me curious. When I zoomed in to see what it said... I was disgusted, really... That's even sicker than what Master Chief saw in his gun's reticle!

[Spongebob Sickpants]

sick, violent, and fun!

I always thought Spongebob and Patrick were a crazy bunch... And Sandy sure acted like she was high on drugs. Thank you for pointing that out in your cartoon!

It's almost as sick as Happy Tree Friend, at least for what little I saw of it.

[Power Star 4]

Sickeningly great!

I'm pissed, I'm sickened, and I think this movie is worth a 5/5 and 10/10 review!
It's way better if you can piss off Kindergarden-worth mario fans! :D

But you know, I think everything would be okay with one of the stupidest Mario rules of all: The spare lives. The evil dies, POP! Mario and his pals come back. "Forgot'a to dump the green mushroomi's ma evil Boo friend!"